“每天一句，八天成为幽默高人”

人际交往技巧：热情、礼貌、一问三不知。

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冷知识：咖啡撒身上比喝下去更清醒。

Fun fact: Spilling coffee on yourself makes you more awake than drinking it.

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头晕晕的，医生说我缺点维生素KFC。 小美句子，分享好句子

I feel dizzy. The doctor said I'm lacking vitamin KFC.

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我这个人不太会说话，如果平时有什么得罪你们的地方，你来打我啊。 小美xmjuzi.com句子

I'm not good with words. If I've offended you in any way, come and hit me. 来源XMjuzi.com

宝，你知道为什么歹徒朝我心脏捅了一刀，我却没事呢，因为我的心在你那。

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Honey, do you know why the gangster stabbed me in the heart but I was fine? Because my heart is with you.

表白要一步到位，你好，合葬吗？

Confessions should be straightforward: , want to be buried together?

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其实我也算老钱风了，我老是没钱。

Actually, I'm kind of "old money style" too—I'm always out of money.