“每天一句，六天成为幽默神仙”

为了让老板过上他想要的生活，这么冷的天，我说起就起。 来源xmjuzi.Com

In order to help the boss live the life he desires, I get up immediately despite the cold weather. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

很尊重工作，没摸鱼没偷懒（才怪）。

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I highly respect my work. I haven't slacked off or goofed around (yeah, right). 本文来自小美句子

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身体不舒服，请了沪上阿姨来照顾。

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I'm not feeling well, so I asked a lady from Shanghai - style milk tea shop to take care of me.

怎么可能不熬夜，除非手机单独睡一个房间。 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

How could I not stay up late? Unless my phone sleeps in a separate room. 内容来自xmjuzi

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宝，我今天拉稀了，拉的你最爱的的安慕希。 xmJuzi.com

Honey, I had diarrhea today. It looked like your favorite Ambrosial.

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你说喜欢海，我以为是我的齐刘海。 小美句子，分享好句子

You said you like the sea, but I thought you meant my straight - across bangs.

人之初性本善，已看不关注王八蛋。 来源xmjuzi.com

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you read this and don't follow, you're a jerk. 本文来自小美句子