“每天一句，六天成为幽默奇才”

什么吃苦耐劳，不如吃顿麦当劳。

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Forget about enduring hardship. It's better to have a meal at McDonald's. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

我的心态：又不会死、大不了死、死了正好。

My mindset: I'm not gonna die anyway. If worst comes to worst, I'll die. And dying might even be a relief. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

骑电动车请戴好头盔，否则，开宝马的同学会认出您。 来源xmjUzi.com

When riding an electric bike, please wear a helmet. Otherwise, your classmates driving BMWs might recognize you. 来源xmjuZi.com

会玩智能手机，未来可期。 来源xmjuZi.com

If you can use a smartphone, you have a promising future.

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宝，世界上有三种海，黑海、红海还有我对你的情深似海。 来源xmJuzi.com

Honey, there are three kinds of seas in the world: the Black Sea, the Red Sea, and my deep love for you like the ocean. Xmjuzi.com

如果我没记错的话，那我应该是记对了。 来源xmjUzi.com

If I'm not mistaken, then I must be right in my memory.

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不管关注有没有，祝您健康到永久。 来源XMjuzi.com

Whether you follow me or not, I wish you good health forever. Xmjuzi.com