“每天一句，七天成为幽默大师”

早上不想起床，这不赖我，赖床。

I don't want to get up in the morning. It's not my fault; it's the bed's fault.

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我知道你有理，但我们先不讲道理。 来源xmjuzi.coM

I know you're in the right, but let's not be reasonable for now. 来源xmjuzi.com

我能把电动车开进厕所，却开不进你的心。 来源XMJuzi.com

I can ride an electric bike into the toilet, but I can't ride it into your heart. 来源xmJuzi.com

白天咖啡强制开机，晚上喝酒强制关机。

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During the day, coffee forces me to "boot up", and at night, alcohol forces me to "shut down".

要我相信你，也不难，你先登个天给我看看。 小美xmjuzi.com句子

It's not hard for me to believe you. Just show me by climbing to the sky first.

梦想还是要有的，万一别人问你呢？

You should still have a dream. What if someone asks you about it?

我夸人的时候可能虚情假意，但我骂人的时候绝对无比真诚。

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I may be insincere when I praise others, but I'm absolutely sincere when I scold.

没熬过夜的人生是不完整的，因为凌晨一二三四五点的深夜最能激发人的上进心。

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A life without staying up late is incomplete because the late hours from one to five in the morning can best inspire one's ambition.

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