“每天一句，八天成为幽默牛人”

一二三四五，又到星期五，爱情可以晚点来，但班一定要早点下。 来源XMJuzi.com

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One, two, three, four, five. It's Friday again. Love can come later, but I must get off work earlier.

一定要长的好看吗，穿的暖和不行吗？ 内容来自xmjuzi

Does one have to be good - looking? Isn't it okay to dress warmly?

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天冷了，记得少穿点衣服，多喝点冷水，你感冒了，我才有机会关心你。 本文来自小美句子

It's getting cold. Remember to wear fewer clothes and drink more cold water. Only when you catch a cold will I have the chance to take care of you.

为了搞清楚昨晚为什么失眠，今晚又失眠了。 内容来自xmjuzi

In order to figure out why I couldn't sleep last night, I'm suffering from insomnia again tonight.

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宝，我最近胖了好多，你知道为什么吗？因为没有你的日子我真的瘦不了。

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Honey, I've gained a lot of weight recently. Do you know why? Because I really can't lose weight without you.

太冷了，放屁都不想掀被窝，还能给自己供暖五秒。 来源xmjuzi.Com

It's so cold that I don't even want to lift the covers to fart, and it can warm me up for five seconds. 来源xmjuzI.com

，祝你钱从四面八方来。 来源xmjuZi.com

Follow and like, and good luck will keep coming. Wish you money comes from all directions.

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