“每天一句，八天成为幽默王者”

家人们早上好，电量已充满，打工人开始上岗。 来源XMjuzi.com

Good morning, everyone. My battery is fully charged and this working person is starting to work. 来源XMJuzi.com

周一周一，精神归西，一辈子很短，但周一很长。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Monday, Monday, my spirit is gone. Life is short, but Monday feels incredibly long.

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什么都是假的，只有每天买点吃的喝的，哄着自己上班才是真的。

Everything seems fake. The only real thing is buying some food and drinks every day to coax myself into going to work.

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别狡辩了，我玩手机，你也玩手机，世界上哪有这么巧的事，你就是喜欢我。 来源XMjuzi.com

Stop arguing. I'm playing with my phone and you are too. There can't be such a coincidence. You just like me. 来源xmjuzi.com

年轻的时候就要多吃苦，这样老了才会习惯。

One should endure more hardships when young, so that it will be easier to get used to them when getting old.

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宝，这个月生活费够吗，够的话给我转点。

Honey, is your living expense enough this month? If so, transfer me some. 来源xmjuzi.coM

我上次这么无语的时候，还是上次。 来源xmJuzi.com

The last time I was this speechless was. well, the last time. 本文来自小美句子

家人们点个爱心，天天开心，点个赞，发大财。 来源XMjuzi.com

Everyone, click the love - heart icon, and you'll be happy every day. Give a like, and good luck will keep coming. Click to follow, and you'll make a fortune. 本文来自小美句子