“每天一句，半月成为幽默大佬”

家人们早上好，闹钟虐我千百遍，我待被窝如初恋。

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Good morning, everyone. The alarm clock torments me thousands of times, but I treat my quilt like my first love.

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很喜欢早起，有种天灵盖没盖好，魂飞魄散的感觉。 来源xmjuzi.com

I really like getting up early. It feels like the top of my head isn't properly covered and my soul is scattering.

虽然上班挣不了几个钱，但是可以让我没空花钱。

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Although I can't earn much from work, it keeps me too busy to spend money. 来源xmjUzi.com

只要别人不直说，我就当没听懂。 来源xmjuzi.Com

As long as others don't speak directly, I'll act as if I don't understand.

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最近降温了，没有暧昧的土情话，只有对你的关心，女的加衣，男的加我。 来源xmjuzi.com

It's getting colder recently. There are no cheesy flirting words, just my concern for you. Ladies, put on more clothes. Guys, add me. 来源xmjuZi.com

阁下的文案让寡人在朋友圈出尽洋相。

Your post has made me make a complete fool of myself in the Moments.

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年轻的时候很穷，经过我多年的努力，终于变得不再年轻了。 来源XMjuzi.com

I was poor when I was young. After years of hard work, I'm finally no longer young. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

冷吗？冷就对了，心里没我迟早凉。 来源xmJuzi.com

Are you cold? If so, it's right. If you don't have me in your heart, you'll feel cold eventually. 内容来自xmjuzi

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几百块的礼物送别人觉得拿不出手，怎么送给自己就觉得太贵了。 来源xmjuzi.Com

A gift worth several hundred yuan seems too shabby to give to others, but why does it seem too expensive to give to myself. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

没有点，感情走不远，点赞不要停，戳出好心情。 来源xmjuzi.Com

If you don't click the follow button, our relationship won't last long. Keep liking, and you'll bring out a good mood. Xmjuzi.com