“每天一句，十天成为幽默帮主”

家人们早上好，风里雨里，公司等你。 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

Good morning, everyone. Rain or shine, the company is waiting for you.

就算大雨让这座城市颠倒，我上班也不能迟到。

Even if heavy rain makes the city upside down, I can't be late for work.

雨水打湿我的小雅迪，发誓要开大奥迪。 xmJuzi.com

The rain wets my little Yadea . I swear I'll drive a big Audi someday.

善有善报，饿有饿报，不是不报，饭点未到。

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Good deeds have good rewards, and hunger has its due. It's not that there's no retribution; the meal time just hasn't come yet. Xmjuzi.com

宝，今天下雨了，下的什么雨，对你的甜言蜜语。

Honey, it's raining today. What kind of rain? Sweet nothings for you.

如果我们不是牛马，那换工作为什么叫跳槽。

If we aren't toiling like cattle and horses, why is changing jobs called "job - hopping". xmJuzi.com

他们种小麦，我种玫瑰，我饿死，浪漫不死。 来源xmjUzi.com

They grow wheat, while I grow roses. I may starve, but romance will never die.

世上本没有路，乱走的人多了，我也便乱走了。 来源XMjuzi.com

Originally, there were no roads in the world. But when many people start walking randomly, I start walking randomly too. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

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减不减肥的区别，就是从肆无忌惮的吃到提心吊胆的吃。

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The difference between losing weight or not is the transition from eating without restraint to eating with trepidation.

我这么有趣，不，你忍得住？

I'm so interesting. Can you really resist following me?