“每天一句，十天成为幽默大神”

You're not alone. Here comes my good morning. Good morning, everyone. 来源XMJuzi.com

别人在外面搂搂抱抱，我在公司好的收到。

While others are cuddling outside, I'm in the company saying “OK, got it”.

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我根本不敢请假，我怕老板知道有我没我都一样。 来源xmjUzi.com

I don't dare to take a leave at all. I'm afraid the boss will realize that the company can run just as well with or without me. 来源xmJuzi.com

年轻的时候很穷，经过我多年的努力，终于变得不再年轻了。

I was poor when I was young. After years of my efforts, I'm no longer young.

我喜欢你，就像你妈打你，不讲道理。 内容来自xmjuzi

I like you, just like your mom beats you, without reason.

别人玩抖音，房子都买了，而我就不一样了，眼睛都差点看瞎了。 来源xmjuzI.com

Some people bought houses from making money on Douyin. But as for me, I almost went blind from watching it.

为了防止这个月又乱花钱，所以我提前把钱都花完了。 来源XMJuzi.com

小美句子，分享好句子

To prevent myself from spending money recklessly this month, I spent all the money in advance. 小美xmjuzi.com句子

你不要紧张，我不是什么好人。 来源xmjuzi.com

Don't be nervous. I'm not a nice person.

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今天我有点想你，其实不止一点，不止今天。

I kind of miss you today. Actually, it's more than just a little, and it's not just today. 来源xmjuzI.com