“每天一句，七天成为幽默大神”

早上好，很内向，睡醒了不敢出被窝。

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Good morning. I'm quite introverted. I woke up but dare not get out of the covers.

什么都在退步，只有熬夜在进步。

Everything seems to be regressing, except staying up late, which is getting “better”. 来源xmJuzi.com

出来玩，什么最重要，当然是出来。

When it comes to going out for fun, what's the most important thing? Of course, it's getting out.

一定要理想型嘛，我不行嘛。 来源xmjuZi.com

Does it have to be the ideal type? Am I not suitable?

别人早上醒来：早，宝宝，亲亲 来源xmjuzi.cOm

本人早上醒来：100％电量，打开抖音

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Others wake up in the morning and say: "Morning, baby, kiss."

I wake up in the morning and think: "100% battery, open Douyin." 来源xmjuzi.Com

在线帮忙拍照，拍的好一张1元，拍不好删一张10元。 来源xmjuzi.com

Offering photo - taking service online. One yuan for a good shot, and ten yuan for deleting a bad one.

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我虽然做好了心理准备，但明显没准备这么多。

Although I had mentally prepared myself, apparently not enough.

一旦躺在床上我就不想动了，灵机一动也不行。

Once I'm in bed, I don't want to move, not even a sudden inspiration can make me.

看你挺会吃饭的，要不要请我吃个饭。

It seems you really know how to enjoy meals. How about treating me to a meal.

闲着也是闲着，问大家个事，大家都在闲着吗。 来源xmjuzi.cOm

Since I'm idle anyway, let me ask you all a question. Is everyone idle.