“每天一句，七天成为幽默小霸王”

家人们早上好，一周七天，周五最颠。

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Good morning, everyone. Among the seven days of a week, Friday is the most exciting.

今日人设：下班跑的最快的那女的。 来源XMjuzi.com

Today's persona: the woman who runs the fastest after work.

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又不回信息，是你对象最近盯太紧了吗。 Xmjuzi.com

You're not replying to my messages again. Is it because your partner has been keeping a close eye on you recently.

周五的下午永远比周末更让人快乐。 来源xmjuzi.Com

Friday afternoons are always more delightful than weekends.

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没钱的时候跟我说，让我知道不止我一个人没钱。

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Tell me when you're short of money, so I know I'm not the only one broke.

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一定要瘦吗，圆不隆咚不行吗？

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Does one have to be thin. Isn't being chubby okay?

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世间怎么会有余额不足这种人间疾苦。 xmJuzi.com

How could there be such hardship in the world as insufficient balance. 本文来自小美句子

满脑子都是你，可是能怎么办呢，总不能把脑袋丢掉吧。

My mind is full of you. But what can I do.I can't just throw away my head, can I. 小美句子，分享好句子

听说女孩子说话加个呐会很可爱，我想给你吹唢呐。 来源xmjUzi.com

I heard that adding 'na' when a girl talks makes her sound cute. I want to play the suona for you.

原来大家谈恋爱都是不公开的，我还以为大家和我一样都是单身呢。

So it turns out that everyone keeps their relationships private. I thought everyone was single like me. 来源xmJuzi.com