“每天一句，七天成为幽默活宝”

01、 家人们早上好，早餐挺好吃的，就是太早了。

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Good morning, everyone. The breakfast is quite delicious, but it's just too early. 来源xmjUzi.com

工资两千八，整天笑哈哈。 小美xmjuzi.com句子

With a monthly salary of two thousand eight hundred, I laugh all day long. 内容来自xmjuzi

大家不要熬夜了，对眼睛不好，我现在已经看不见银行卡里的钱了。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Guys, don't stay up late. It's bad for your eyes. I can't even see the money in my bank card now.

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我是怎么做到，整天无所事事又精疲力尽的。

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How on earth do I manage to be exhausted while doing nothing all day long.

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有趣的灵魂＋美丽的外表＝不要脸的我。

An interesting soul + a beautiful appearance = the shameless me.

我真的爱你，先不说了，游戏开了。

I really love you. Gotta go, the game is starting. 本文来自小美句子

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翻你手机又不肯，翻你钱包又没钱，那我翻脸了。

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You won't let me check your phone, and there's no money in your wallet. Then I'm getting angry.

看你挺会说话的，要不要和我打电话。

You seem to be quite good at talking. How about having a phone call with me?

嫌弃我这，嫌弃我那，我要是没点毛病能看上你。

You dislike this about me and that about me. If I were perfect, how could I fancy you. 来源xmjUzi.com

邀请你三次你都不给我点关注，那就算了吧，诸葛亮都没你这么难请。

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I've invited you three times to follow me, but you still haven't. Forget it then. Even Zhuge Liang wasn't as hard to invite as you. 小美xmjuzi.com句子