“每天一句，七天成为幽默强人”

起床了，希望还在睡的人从床上掉下来。 来源xMjuzi.com

I'm up. I hope those who are still sleeping fall off their beds. 来源xmjuzi.com

周一的工位上有两个我，一个是我另一个也是我，因为我裂开了。 来源xmJuzi.com

There are two “mes” at my workstation on Monday. One is me and the other is also me because I feel like I've fallen apart.

小美句子，分享好句子

爱来爱去的，上两天班就老实了。

All this love - chasing stuff, after working for a couple of days, you'll settle down.

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多听听外面的自己，比鬼片还精彩。 来源xmjuzi.Com

Listen to what others say about you. It's more exciting than a horror movie.

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终于想通了，有些事情是想不通的。 小美xmjuzi.com句子

I finally realized that there are some things that just can't be figured out.

一个巴掌拍不响，我给你一巴掌，你看看响不响。 来源xmjuZi.com

They say it takes two to tango. Let me give you a slap and see if it makes a sound.

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虽然我收入落后，但是我消费超前啊。 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

Although my income lags behind, my consumption is ahead of the curve.

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我能把自行车骑进厕所，却骑不进你的心。

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I can ride a bike into the toilet, but I can't ride into your heart. 来源XMjuzi.com

不用谢，真有诚意就今晚请我吃饭。

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You're welcome. If you're really sincere, invite me to dinner tonight.

点赞的今年脱单，不点赞的……明年继续找我点赞。

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Those who give a like will get out of the single - hood this year. Those who don't. come back to me for likes next year. 来源xmjuZi.com