“每天一句，七天成为幽默鬼才”

起床啦家人们，旁边没人还睡得这么起劲。 来源xmjuzi.cOm

Get up, everyone. You're sleeping so soundly even though there's no one beside you.

你拿什么跟我比，我上班从来不看星期几。

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What can you compare with me? I never check what day of the week it is when I'm at work. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

减肥没有捷径，渴了喝水，饿了扇嘴。 小美句子，分享好句子

There's no shortcut to losing weight. When you're thirsty, drink water. When you're hungry, slap your mouth. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

努力不一定会被看到，但摸鱼一定会。

Hard work may not necessarily be noticed, but slacking off surely will. 来源xMjuzi.com

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不给你点厉害看看，你都不知道锅是铁打的。

If I don't show you something, you won't know how tough I can be.

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很内向，出门都走下水道，吃饭都要钻桌底。

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I'm very introverted. I even go out through the sewer and eat by crawling under the table. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

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我无家可归了，可以住进你心里吗？ 来源xmjuzi.com

I'm homeless. Can I live in your heart? Xmjuzi.com

用我的热情当水喝，总有一天烫死你。 xmJuzi.com

If you take my enthusiasm as water to drink, one day it'll scald you to death.

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抛开我的缺点不谈，我不全是优点吗？ 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

Leaving aside my flaws, aren't I all good points?