“想她了，这样跟她说，她看了会打破僵局主动联系你”

1、找你的人排长队，就我消息往下坠。 来源xMjuzi.com

There's a long queue of people looking for you, but my messages just sink. 来源xmJuzi.com

2、聊着聊着人就丢了，告诉我哪句话把你送走了，我撤回。

You disappeared while we were chatting. Tell me which sentence sent you away so I can take it back. xmJuzi.com

3、最后一条了！再不理我，我就再发一遍！

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This is the last one! If you ignore me again, I'll send it once more! 来源xmjuzi.cOm

4、你是哪个星球的？这么好看还掉地球来了？ xmJuzi.com

Which planet are you from? You're so good - looking that you dropped to Earth? 来源xmjuzi.com

5、今天天气不错，我的心情也不错，就差个聊得来的你了。

The weather is nice today, and so is my mood. All I need is you, someone I can talk to. 来源xmjuzi.com

6、我猜你今晚肯定在想﹣﹣怎么还没人找我聊天？所以我来了！ 来源XMJuzi.com

I guess you were thinking tonight - "Why hasn't anyone messaged me yet?" So here I am! 来源xmjuzi.com

7、手机被外星人绑架了？记得让它发个定位，我好去救你！

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Has your phone been kidnapped by aliens? Remember to ask it to send a location so I can come to rescue you! 来源xmjuzi.com

8、我有个严肃的问题： 是先有鸡还是先有蛋？以及，你为什么不回我消息？

I have a serious question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? And also, why aren't you replying to me?

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9、尊贵的客户您好，由于您长时间对我"爱答不理"，您的友情套餐已暂停使用，若想重新开启，请及时回复消息。 来源xmjuzi.Com

Dear valued customer, due to your long - term indifference to me, your friendship package has been suspended. To resume it, please reply to the message in a timely manner. 来源xmjuzi.Com