“每天一句，下一个幽默专家就是你”

周四周四，重见天日，逐渐放肆。

Thursday, Thursday, getting out of the trough and gradually getting more unrestrained. 来源xmjuzi.com

想去看海，你以为我是喜欢海？错了，我是喜欢浪。 本文来自小美句子

I want to see the sea. Do you think I like the sea? Wrong. What I like is the waves.

每次说带飞，结果打的最菜的就是你。

Every time you say you'll carry us to victory, but actually you play the worst.

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他们种小麦，我种玫瑰，我饿死，浪漫不死。

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They plant wheat while I plant roses. I may starve to death, but romance will never die.

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我已经掌握了36种藏私房钱的方法，接下来只差钱了。 Xmjuzi.com

I've mastered 36、ways to hide my pin money. Now all I lack is the money.

这个东西很贵，一斤要500克。

This thing is expensive. One jin weighs 500 grams.

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我和工作就像没感情的夫妻，没感情又离不了。

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My relationship with work is like that of a couple without affection. We can't stand each other but can't part either.

我也不想这样啊，关键是别人都在假装正经，那我只能假装不正经了。

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I don't want to be like this either. The point is that others are all pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be unserious. 来源xmjuZi.com

醒，是一件很容易的事，至于起床，那就是另一回事了。 来源XMJuzi.com

Waking up is an easy task. But getting out of bed is a different story. 来源XMJuzi.com

情绪突然崩溃了，去厕所偷偷哭发现每一间都有屎。 xmJuzi.com

My emotions suddenly broke down. I went to the toilet to cry secretly only to find excrement in every cubicle. 来源xmjUzi.com