“每天一句，十天成为幽默神仙”

早上好，看见这句话的人暴富。

Good morning. May those who see this sentence get rich overnight.

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以后没钱了，先找我借，我不想做最后一个让你失望的人。 本文来自小美句子

If you're short of money in the future, come to me first. I don't want to be the last one to let you down. 来源xmjUzi.com

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既然让我讲两句，那我就来讲两句，具体哪两句呢，我先随便讲两句。 内容来自xmjuzi

Since I'm asked to say a few words, then I'll say a few words. But which words exactly? Well, I'll just say something casually for now. xmJuzi.com

过了我这个村，依然有我这个店，因为我是连锁店。 来源xmjuzi.com

Even if you pass this village of mine, there's still my store, because I run a chain store.

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占有欲发作最严重的一次，感觉你们的钱都是我的。

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This is the most intense outbreak of my possessiveness. I feel like all of your money is mine. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

到了这个年纪，会在你耳边唱歌，喜欢你的身体，还送你包的，只剩下蚊子了。

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At this age, the only thing that will sing in your ear, like your body, and give you "bags" is the mosquito.

牛有牛群，马有马群，牛马只有工作群。

Cows have their herds, horses have their herds, but those toiling like cattle and horses only have work groups.

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我在努力和摆烂中，选择了努力摆烂。

Between working hard and slacking off, I chose to slack off with effort. 本文来自小美句子

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谈十个男朋友，先私聊我当的当队长。 来源xmjuzi.Com

If you plan to date ten boyfriends, chat with me privately first. I can be the "team leader". 来源XMJuzi.com

为什么不找我聊天，我专门为你学的打字。 来源xmjUzi.com

Why don't you chat with me? I learned to type especially for you.

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