“每天一句,十天成为幽默天才”

经典说说2025-06-18 09:04
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大家都在为情所困,只有我比狗还困。 xmJuzi.com

Everyone is troubled by love, but I'm even more sleepy than a dog.

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人生难就难在困的时候不能睡,能睡的时候永远不困。 来源xmjuzi.cOm

The difficulty in life lies in that when you're sleepy, you can't sleep, and when you can sleep, you're never sleepy.

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“每天一句,十天成为幽默天才”

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青春没有售价,牛马正是在下,只要心态好,公司就是巴厘岛。

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Youth comes at no price. Here I am, toiling like an ox or a horse. But as long as I have a good mindset, the company is like Bali. 来源xmJuzi.com

我说怎么花钱也开心不起来,原来花的是自己的钱。

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I wondered why I couldn't be happy even when spending money. Turns out it's my own money I'm spending. 来源XMJuzi.com

“每天一句,十天成为幽默天才”

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今晚你要早点睡,不然我在梦里找不到你。 xmJuzi.com

You should go to bed early tonight, or I won't be able to find you in my dreams.

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我的财富已经自由了,它经常不在我账户里。

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My wealth is "free", as it's often not in my account. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

“每天一句,十天成为幽默天才”

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上次这么无语的时候还是上次。 来源XMjuzi.com

The last time I was this speechless was, well, the last time.

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听说你挺会走路的,要不要一起散步? 来源xmjuzI.com

I heard you're quite good at walking. How about going for a walk together?

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“每天一句,十天成为幽默天才”

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很外向,出门坐车都坐车顶,下车都跳窗。 xmJuzi.com

I'm very extroverted. When I go out, I even ride on the roof of the vehicle and get off by jumping through the window. 来源XMjuzi.com

茫茫人海,相识一场也算报应。 来源xMjuzi.com

In this vast sea of people, getting to know each other might be considered karma. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

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