“每天一句，九天成为幽默大王”

01、在每一个不需要早起的日子里，我都醒得格外早。

On every day when I don't need to get up early, I wake up particularly early.

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02、下雨了怎么办？我好想你，不敢打给你，怕你被雷劈。

What should I do when it rains? I miss you so much, but I don't dare to call you, for fear that you might get struck by lightning.

03、生活将我百般捶打，肉质变得劲道Q弹。

Life has beaten me in every way, making me as tough and chewy as if I were some kind of food. 来源xmjUzi.com

04、既然老板敢用底薪请我，我一定要让他知道，便宜没好货。 来源xmjUzi.com

Since the boss dares to hire me with the basic salary, I must let him know that cheap things are not good. 来源xmjuzI.com

05、最近不知道怎么了，总是不知道最近怎么了。

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I don't know what's wrong recently. I always can't figure out what's wrong with me recently.

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06、你为什么只喜欢身材性格好的女生，我胃口好你看不见吗？ 来源xmjuzi.coM

Why do you only like girls with good figures and personalities? Can't you see that I have a good appetite? xmJuzi.com

07、很内向，早上都不敢起床，上班都是等下班再去。 xmJuzi.com

I'm very introverted. I don't even dare to get up in the morning. I even wait until it's time to get off work before I "go to work" .

08、谈吗？分享欲很强，一日三餐都发代付给你。 内容来自xmjuzi

Wanna date? I have a strong desire to share. I'll send you meal - payment authorizations for three meals a day. 内容来自xmjuzi

09、我严重怀疑月老是不是拿我的红线去绑粽子了。

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I seriously doubt whether the old matchmaker has used my red string to tie zongzi. 小美xmjuzi.com句子

10、明人不说暗话，我好粽意你啊。

An honest person doesn't beat around the bush. I really "zongyi" you.