12个撩汉神回复，你会吗？

1、 他问我喜欢啥类型，我说：面试中，简历了解一下？😊

He asked me what type I like, I said: In the interview, check the resume? 😊 来源XMJuzi.com

2、 他总说有空找我。我会说：拖延症是爱情绝症呢～

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He always says he'll find me when he's free. I say: Procrastination is the fatal disease of love～

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3、 他说我怎么样，我答：试用期优秀，考虑下转正？😂

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He asks how I'm doing, I answer: Outstanding during probation, consider making it permanent? 😂

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4、 他问我喜欢啥样的男生，我回：现在和我聊天的这种。 内容来自xmjuzi

He asks what kind of guy I like, I reply: The kind that's chatting with me now. 来源xmjUzi.com

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5、 他问在干嘛呢，我说：琢磨合法绑架你的心。 xmJuzi.com

He asks what I'm doing, I say: Thinking about legally kidnapping your heart. 小美句子，分享好句子

6、 他说累死了，我说：不准累，我广告复活你呢。

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He says he's exhausted, I say: You're not allowed to be tired, I'm advertising your revival. xmJuzi.com

7、 他老不回复，我说：你这高冷，冻得我感冒了，刷医保吧。🥺

He doesn't reply often, I say: Your coldness froze me into a cold, swipe my insurance. 🥺 xmJuzi.com