“每天一句，十二天成为幽默大师”

01、机会总是留给有准备的人，没有机会就别瞎准备。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Opportunities always favor those who are prepared. But if there are no opportunities, don't bother preparing aimlessly. 来源xmjuzi.Com

02、你长得真好看，尤其是那双眼睛，不多不少，正好两个。 来源xmjuzI.com

You're really good - looking, especially those eyes. There are exactly two of them, neither more nor less. 来源xmjuZi.com

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03、年轻真好，我也是年纪大了才知道。 来源xmjUzi.com

Youth is really wonderful. I didn't realize this until I got older. Xmjuzi.com

04、其实退一万步来讲，退一万步有点累。 来源xmJuzi.com

In fact, speaking of making a big concession, taking ten thousand steps back is kind of tiring. 来源xmjuzi.coM

05、想我你就来找我，让我打喷嚏算什么本事。

If you miss me, come to see me. What's the point of making me sneeze to show you're thinking of me?

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06、我们挺般配的，一个笑着好看，一个看着好笑。

We're quite well - matched. One looks good when smiling, and the other looks funny.

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07、今天没有洗头，可以算是人间油物吗。

I didn't wash my hair today. Can I be considered an "oily person" in the world?

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08、你连夜都不熬，那你熬什么，奥利给吗。

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You don't even stay up late. Then what are you "enduring" for? Cheering yourself on?

09、谁说我不会乐器，我退堂鼓打的可好了。 来源XMJuzi.com

Who says I can't play any musical instruments? I'm really good at backing out .

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10、很内向，出门都走下水道，打车都让司机先走。 小美句子，分享好句子

I'm very introverted. I even go out through the sewer. When taking a taxi, I tell the driver to go first. 来源xmjuzI.com