“每天一句，十天让你成为幽默王”

01、是金子总会发光的，可我们都是老铁啊。

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If you're gold, you'll shine. But we're just ordinary iron.

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02、有件事说出来你可能不信，那我就不说了。 内容来自xmjuzi

There's something you might not believe if I tell you, so I'd better not say it.

03、如果我没猜错的话，那我一定是猜对了。

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If I'm not wrong, then I must be right.

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04、你好，有什么倒忙我可以帮的。

Hello, is there any way I can be of negative help? 来源XMJuzi.com

05、我的感情路很顺，一路上都没什么人。 来源xmjuZi.com

My love life is really smooth. There's hardly anyone on this journey. 内容来自xmjuzi

06、最近手头有点紧，能不能借你的手牵牵。

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I'm a bit short of money recently. Can I hold your hand?

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07、三观正的做我朋友，五官正的做我男朋友。 小美xmjuzi.com句子

Those with a proper outlook on life, values and world view can be my friends. Those who are good - looking can be my boyfriend.

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08、你还年轻，你把钱给我，你自己再去赚可以吗？ 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

You're still young. Can you give me your money and then earn some more for yourself? xmJuzi.com

09、一不小心就胖了，一不小心就老了，啥时候一不小心就富了啊。 来源xmJuzi.com

I gained weight without noticing, and I got old without realizing. When can I get rich without trying?

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10、好看就是好看，难看就是难看，好难看是什么意思？

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Good - looking is good - looking, ugly is ugly. What does "so ugly" mean? 来源xmjuZi.com