“经常撩撩她，夜夜都想你”

01、好久没喝酒了，不知道青岛还甜不甜，雪花还飘不飘，今晚出来约一下？

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I haven't had a drink for a long time. I don't know whether Qingdao is still sweet or not. I don't know if the snowflakes are still floating. Let's make an appointment tonight. 来源xmjuZi.com

02、你爱我，我就永远爱你，如果你不爱我，我就永远想你。

You love me, I will always love you, if you do not love me, I will always miss you.

03、你像一本未删减版禁书，越翻阅越危险却停不下来。

You are like an unabridged banned book, the more you read it, the more dangerous it becomes, but you can't stop. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

04、医生说我缺维他命U(You)，建议每日见面治疗。 来源xmjuzi.Com

The doctor said I was deficient in vitamin U (You) and recommended daily treatment. 来源xmjuzi.Com

05、青山绿水多可爱，漂亮女子人人爱，为了祖国下一代，我必须和你谈恋爱。

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Green mountains and rivers are so lovely, beautiful women are loved by everyone, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, I must fall in love with you. 来源xmjUzi.com

06、你睡觉就睡觉，和我说干嘛？跟我说又不能一起睡，这不是让我上火吗？

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Why are you talking to me when you go to bed? Tell me you can't sleep together, doesn't that make me angry? 来源xmjuzI.com

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07、***吗？你偷偷替我上班，我记这份恩情。

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Having an affair? I remember the kindness of you secretly working for me. 来源xmjuZi.com

08、建议你申请专利——你的存在严重扰乱我多巴胺分泌。

I suggest you apply for a patent-your presence seriously disrupts my dopamine secretion.

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09、人生不过三万天，有空就过来和我多睡几天！ 来源xMjuzi.com

Life is only 30,000 days, come and sleep with me for a few more days when you are free! xmJuzi.com

10、有谣言说我是老色批，我澄清一下，我不老。

There is a rumor that I am an old man. Let me clarify that I am not old.

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