儿童英语幽默短笑话

儿童英语幽默短笑话1:

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." Xmjuzi.com

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?" 小美xmjuzi.com句子

"I'm the people. All I do is pay." 来源xmjuzi.cOm

儿童英语幽默短笑话2: 小美xmjuzi.com句子

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition 本文来自小美句子

if I Am a Manager

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One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer. 来源xmjuzi.coM

儿童英语幽默短笑话3:

A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!” 来源xmjuzi.Com

A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “How should we support him and learn from him!” said another.

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Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”

He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening!”

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儿童英语幽默短笑话4:

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. 来源xMjuzi.com

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone." 来源XMjuzi.com