英语幽默笑话短

SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. “That's okay,” he said, “The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey.” Mom pondered that idea and then replied “I'd rather buy you a gift.”

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她宁愿买一件礼物

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旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系，”他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。”妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物。” 来源xmjuzi.coM

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Who's better satisfied?

Who's better satisfied? A 本文来自小美句子

person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?

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The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 来源xmjUzi.com

谁更满足？

一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足？为什么？ 来源xmJuzi.com

当然是有六个孩子的那个，因为有600万美元那个还想要得更多。

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An Abstract Noun 来源XMJuzi.com

Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? 小美句子，分享好句子

Jane: I don't know, madam.

Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. 来源XMJuzi.com

Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.

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抽象名词 来源xMjuzi.com

老师：简，什么是抽象名词？

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简：我不知道，老师。

老师：什么，你不知道！抽象名词就是你想象得到但触摸不到的东西。现在，你给我举个例子。 本文来自小美句子

简：老师，比如说一根炙热的拨火棍。

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Clever Thieves 来源xMjuzi.com

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?

Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

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聪明的小偷

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警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？ 来源xMjuzi.com

失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？